kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

#actual lannister pick-up line

hotwinger:

What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

robb-stark:

Game of Thrones Season 4

fireandlunch:

Let’s just take a second to reread this scene. Can everyone find the word “yes”? Apparently D&D couldn’t.